While in HK, I was able to take pictures of some marvellous Chinglish examples. For a phrase to qualify as “Chinglish”, it can’t just be an average typo (we all make those). Instead, the words must not make sense, or at least leave the native-English-speaker laughing at the turn of phrase.

Hong Kong, October 2009
Inconsistent capitalisation and a typo, permanently engraved in silver.

Hong Kong, October 2009
This is a wooden "Magic Egg". Now that you've read the instructions, everything's clear.

Hong Kong, October 2009
The French is flawless, but the English is unfathomable.

Chinglish, Hong Kong, October 2009
Yes, we want to encourage our children to follow the trades of their pintor fathers.

Chinglish, Hong Kong, October 2009
(Mothers of autistic children must make sure they are suitable restrained.)?

Chinglish, Hong Kong, October 2009
Money comes home? Money buys a house?

Chinglish, Hong Kong, October 2009
And then when the staircase runs out, you're welcome to use the lift.

Chinglish, Hong Kong, October 2009
Chinglish or a very "clever" play on the word "pink"?

Chinglish, Hong Kong, October 2009
It must be a poem. "Doem Flower": The pack is filled with night and fog the vells are drawn about the world the drowsy lights along the paths are dim and pearled.

Chinglish, Hong Kong, October 2009
Excuse the typo where the V and U are mixed up -- the vocue is porular!

Chinglish, Hong Kong, October 2009
Sweet melon. King crown. Dripping of star. Shape of heart. The strap is loved. It is chosen to look like jewelry. It is roman tic feelings. I like lovely jewelry. It's for Little Pretty.

Chinglish, Hong Kong, October 2009
The rainbow is a multiplication bridge of the mind. Ahhh, yep.

Chinglish, Hong Kong, October 2009
Arbitrary is right. And random.

Chinglish, Hong Kong, October 2009
Retain address in case you need to sue?

Chinglish, Hong Kong, October 2009
No rorts or "playing the system", please.

Signs, Sha Tin, Hong Kong, October 2009
Both signs read: "This covering is a smoke vent. Do not cover or close."

Sign, Sha Tin, Hong Kong, October 2009
That muddy field is a real hazard.

Chinglish, Hong Kong, October 2009
I can't really figure this one out.